These are songs that always remind me of Flin Flon...
I’ve played my fair share of pinball including a few games at the Pinball Hall of Fame with Lyle Bryson, but I spent more time at the pool table, and even more playing shuffleboard, preferring bank over straight. Doesn’t matter, this song perfectly tells the tale of games we played way back when. From free beers at the tavern with Mike Coderre, to Bolt and the infamous Beaver Lake brawl over table rights, to a day at the Legion with my Core 4 vets, we had good times playing games and this song always brings them to mind. It also makes me want to head on down to the local twist and shout we affectionately call The Hooter and have a glass or two or four. The story told in this song could have easily taken place in the Flin Flon of my yesteryear imo.
It was written by Brent Best fronting the late great Slobberbone from Denton, Texas. I trust everyone celebrates International Slobberbone Day on May 12 as I do. Slobberbone was basically a regional band that deserved a better fate, which is probably why I couldn’t find a very good performance video. Poor sound quality on this one but it still succeeds in illustrating why I love live music.
Brent sings the story better than I could ever tell it, but do read the lyrics as you listen. They are poetic imo. If I had become a university prof instead of an elementary teacher, I would have given a lecture on them right alongside some hoity-toity Shakespearean sonnet.
Test to follow btw. No free game but maybe you’ll get a gold star!
“Six weeks on the road now, I'm feeling kind of spent
There's a few things I need and one’s a friend
A few good games of pinball and a double whiskey sour
I'll rinse it with a beer and repeat again
You know I couldn't find you in the place you used to be
I'm a sucker for the old times, that's me
But I asked around the bar and they said you were gone for a couple of days
On a vacation in the drunk tank so they say
Seems you were walking down the street looking for relief
Your bedroom seemed a hundred miles away
The dark side of a dumpster seemed the perfect place to sleep
Cops woke you up and cuffed you where you lay
Yeah, so what’s the price of stolen sleep?
I guess it’s pretty steep
Two hundred fifty dollars for your bail
They tried to raise the money to get you out of jail
And I guess they did their damnedest but they failed
Well I saw that girl you used to know at the other end of the bar
I never thought she'd ever get that far
She said you two were through, it seemed you were driving for different things
I said I understood, I've wrecked that car
So now there's thirteen empty bottles, a glass or two or fourThe lights came on, we headed for the door
But the night was adolescent and she said she wanted more
And that's what she kept the Apple Blossom for
So up the stairs to her apartment with the Christmas lights that blink
It's the second week of May but that'd be okay
Except that under those blinking lights we opened a big old can of stink
And you’ll smell it soon enough in one more day
Saturday, the twelfth of May, the policeman turns the valve
And the first drunk of the weekend dribbles out
Collect all your effects and take a cab straight to the bar
You're wondering what the whispering’s all about
It's about the easy sheen of alcohol, of better-not-do's done
Of blinking lights and the curse of roomates' tongues
An entire bar's worth holding theirs, but it only takes just one
And then it's pass that can around, it's your turn, son
Because this pinball game I'm playing, you know it's not the same
Times used to be you and me could always match
Yeah and the multiball came easy just like the replay game
And the wagers won and tossed hard down the hatch
So now I nailed the free game and there's a bottle across my head
My table tilts, I'm headed for the floor
Went out to find an old friend but I lost me one instead
I lost it all for just another score”
TEST:
1. What are both the singer and Keith a sucker for?
2. During a normal game of pinball, what usually causes the machine to tilt?
3. When do you take down your outdoor Christmas lights?
4. What is “multiball”?
5. Describe one better-not-do you have done.
6. Bonus question: “Who” is the pinball wizard?